Always Pay Attention ( joke of the day)

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Saw this on nairaland and I couldn't help laughing.. See for yourself


First year UNIBEN medical students were
attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all
gathered around the table and there was a real
dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by
telling them two important qualities of a
DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be
DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead
body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth &
TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The
students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the
body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished
tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The
most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I
inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd
finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!

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