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This is to inform all the fresh students that the freshers ICT training will be holding today starting from 8am depending on your faculty. Time/Venue. 8 am-10 am: Administration(Hall A) - Clinical Sciences(Hall B) Sciences(Cloud Computing) 10 am -12 noon: Arts(Hall A) - Arts(Hall B) Agriculture(Cloud Computing) 1 pm – 3pm: Law(Hall A) - Dentistry, Pharmacy & Basic medical(Hall B) Technology(Cloud Computing) 3 pm – 5pm: EDM(Hall A) - Social Sciences(Hall B) Education(Cloud Computing)

Report fuel/petrol stations selling above N87 in and around your area to {DPR} Department Of Petroleum Resources On: 012790000. Be An Instrument Of Change. Dial d number, listen to a voice prompt, dial 9, then pass the information across Pass it on till it gets to everyone .Change is definitely here

President Buhari's only son, Yusuf caused a meltdown yesterday when he out of the blues appeared and was pictured coming back to Nigeria with his dad for the inauguration. Ladies have declared their undying love for the young man, who unfortunately already has a boo.

Here’s the outgoing president’s estate in Otuoke, Bayelsa State where it is believed he will be returning to today. Already, labourers were seen yesterday putting finishing touches to the estate while road blocks where mounted in the area and people were not allowed to walk freely around the estate for security reasons.

On May 29, Muhammadu Buhari will take office as President of Nigeria. Expectations are high as most Nigerians expect the coming government to wave a magic wand and make all their problems disappear. The Buhari campaign which ran on a ‘CHANGE’ mantra made numerous promises to Nigerians during the campaign. Buhari’s campaign promises as presented by Vanguard On Politics and Governance: I, Muhammadu Buhari, believe that our politics is broken. Our nation urgently needs fundamental political reform and improvement in governance more transparency and accountable. If you nominate me in December, 2014 and elect me in February 2015, my administration will: 1. Initiate action to amend the Nigerian Constitution with a view to devolving powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism and the Federal spirit; 2. Strengthen INEC to reduce, if possible, eliminate electoral malpractices in Nigerian’s political life; 3. Attract the best and br

I saw this while browsing on Facebook and its very disturbing .This pastor of a 'church' named End times disciples ministries in Gauteng ,South Africa made his members strip and then he marched on them during an evening Live Service yesterday 20 May 2015 .Read the shocking story (4th pic) and see photos below http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/05/shocking- pastor-strips-female-members.html

The Federal Executive Council on Wednesday approved the conversion of four federal colleges of education to universities. The decision was taken at a meeting of the council presided over by President Goodluck Jonathan. The Minister of Information, Patricia Akwashiki and Minister of Education, Ibrahim Shekarau, briefed State House correspondents of the meeting’s outcome. Shekarau listed the affected colleges of education to include Adeyemi College of Education, Ondo (now Adeyemi University of Education, Ondo); Federal College of Education, Zaria (now Federal University of Education, Zaria); Federal College of Education, Kano (now Federal University of Education, Kano); and Alvan Ikoku College of Education, Owerri (now Alvan Ikoku University of Education, Owerri). The minister explained that the colleges of education are part of the 21 federal colleges of education that had been awarding degree programmes in the last three decades under the close supervision of

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So I was having a random discussion with a friend and we were discussing relationships. I was debunking the theory of ‘the perfect one’ as I was of the opinion that any relationship could work if the two partners were committed to making it work and shared the same values. My friend agreed that the big things were important, but that it was actually the small things that could actually be a big deal for some relationships, and gave an example of a friend who couldn’t last with any lady if she refused to take a shower every night before she dropped off to sleep. What if the girl has spent the whole day in Lagos island traffic and all she wants to do is get out of her work clothes, take off her heels and sleep biko? Can’t there be a compromise on such an issue? I could understand if the girl was a total slob and the guy was a neat freak, but breaking up with a girl because she didn’t take a shower every night before going to sleep? I felt that was going overboard.

It is a great joy for you gaining into one of the best universities in Nigeria. You have stressed yourselves through rigorous reading for your UTME and Post-UTME and it fortunately paid off. I am sure you were very joyous when you checked and saw your name on the JAMB and the school portals. I congratulate you for your admission into Obafemi Awolowo University. Before i proceed, let me at this junction tell you some useful secrets of success in this institution. MAKE GOOD FRIENDS As soon as you enter the campus, make friends with some of your course mates. Make good and zealous friends, collect their numbers and make sure you chat or call them when you want to ask questions. Try to make good friends, keep company of good ones and be of good friend to them too. ATTEND CLASSES In this institution, one important thing that you have to do is to attend classes. Some lecturers do discuss what will come out in their tests and exams with the students during lectures.

For those who have gotten the "license" -Men who Erupt more frequently lower their risk of the disease -Those who Erupt 21 times a month or more cut their risk by 22% -This was compared to men who ejaculated up to 7 times a month -Theorists say orgasm flushes out cancer-causing chemicals and old cells Regular orgasms can reduce the risk of prostate cancer, a study has found. Men who Erupt more regularly throughout their lives lower their risk of the disease. The researchers, from Harvard Medical School, did not explain why orgasms could lower prostate cancer risk. However it has previously been theorised that regular orgasms may flush out cancer-causing chemicals in the prostate. Another theory is that if sperm is regularly cleaned out to allow new cells to develop, it helps stop the build-up of old cells that might be more likely to turn cancerous. The prostate is a small satsuma-sized gland located between a man's joystick and his bladder, who