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 This is directly from church cause am writing the article in a church and above are the type of people am seeing here: 1- The lookers: This set of people are just in church to look there eyes is always running around looking at d fans, mics, drums, ushers they look at just anything. 2- The bible readers: mehn this set of people are just too hot in opening books before the preacher says a bible verse they are there. It got to a time i started wondering if they have being given the verses before hand. 3- The always smiling ushers: These set of people areally good at smiling, thair beauty and composure will make you do anything they ask of, e.g "no sleeping" and you as a big boy you wont want to fall yourself's hand so you have gat to open eye like beetle till "the grace" ni o 4- The pastors: these are the rider in the church their suits, tie, shoe really shows God is a gracious father. 5- choir: lifters of spirit, when these set are good then all you long

1. Lock screen Windows 8 opens on its lock screen, which looks pretty but unfortunately displays no clues about what to do next.It's all very straightforward, though. Just tap the space bar, spin the mouse wheel or swipe upwards on a touch screen to reveal a regular login screen with the user name you created during installation. Enter your password to begin. 2. Basic navigation Windows 8 launches with its new interface, all colorful tiles and touch-friendly apps. And if you're using a tablet then it'll all be very straightforward: just swipe left or right to scroll the screen, and tap any tile of interest. On a regular desktop, though, you might alternatively spin the mouse wheel to scroll backwards and forwards. And you can also use the keyboard. Press the Home or End keys to jump from one end of your Start screen to the other, for instance, then use the cursor keys to select a particular tile, tapping Enter to select it. Press the Windows key to

I start by imploring you to read this letter with an open and unbiased mind as this will enable you grab the full gist of my message. I am a full blooded South African, born and bread in Soweto. I have never been to Nigeria and my impression of your Country is formed by the behaviour and actions of the many Nigerians who live in SA and what we hear and read from the media about the goings on in your country. I deliberately joined Nairaland today as I noted that alot of you are on this Forum hence its a good platform to pass my message. Suffice it to say that i will delete this account after this message. I will read your responses with keen interest. 1. There is no question that there was xenophobic attack on Foreigners in SA in the past 3weeks. What is in doubt is the scale of the attack. I have noted that Nigerians have overtly blown the crises out of proportion by spreading lies and wrong informatiom concerning the crisis. The idea that South Africans are goin

Below are the reasons why Obafeni Awolowo University is a great school; 1. The only University in Nigeria whose students are capable of influencing national policies. Examples: I) Ife/Ibadan expressway was dualized in the early 1990s due to agitations of Ife students after an accident claiming students' lives; ii) Ife students led the Ali-Must-Go struggle of 1978 against FG's obnoxious policies on education iii) The national clampdown on cultism in all Nigerian institutions was triggered by Ife students in 1999. 2. Ife Varsity enjoys the best welfare facilities among public universities in Nigeria. Good roads, water, constant electricity, very conducive learning environment. 3. The only Nobel Laurette in Nigeria won it as Ife lecturer. Wole Soyinka. 4. A good percentage of Ife products are highflyers in their chosen professions. 5. Ife is the most progressive university in Nigeria. It is only in Ife that a fumbling serving minister with all the sec

Minister for Endurance/trekking Suleiman Hashimu aka The traveler arrives at APC SECRETARIAT | WELL DONE! "Thank u Nigerians. I arrived safely in Abuja as promised. SAI BUHARI! SAI BUHARI! SAI BUHARI!"- D Traveler. Really a man of his words. See pics below His full name is Hamisu Abubakar. The man vowed to trek all the way from Lagos to Abuja if Muhammad Buhari should win the March 11 presidential elections! It's no longer news who won the election. However, this guy's determination has stole the show. Word on the street is the man is now an hero...He has stormed FCT and people are trooping out to give him heroic welcome! Truly, change is here... Check out the welcome he is receiving!

The State Health Commissioner, Dr. Dayo Adeyanju who made the disclosure while briefing newsmen in Akure said preliminary investigations show that the yet to be known disease is not Ebola as it does not manifest any of its symptoms, but it attacks the central nervous system of the victims. He said government after getting information on the disease immediately deployed officials who took samples from victims which has been sent to Lagos for laboratory analysis to help understand the nature of the disease. Adeyanju who warned against spreading false information on the social media, said government is on top of the situation, and advised people in the council area to report any strange illness to the nearest health facility. He assured that government is also doing it's best to contain the disease from further spreading out of the town while those infected have been quarantined at the General Hospital, Irele and other patients moved out from the facility.

An outbreak of a strange ailment has claimed more than twenty five lives in Ode Irele in Irele local government area of Ondo State, In a telephone interview with our correspondent, the community leader, Ayodele Omole, stated that the “strange ailment” broke out on Wednesday morning and had already created panic among residents, adding that many people were fleeing from the community. In a radio broadcast, the Ondo State Commissioner for Health, Dayo Adeyanju, confirmed the outbreak, but assured residents that it was not Ebola. Even though the source of the epidemic has not been determined, Mr. Omole stated that many residents had blamed it on an “evil spiritual attack.” “We noticed the strange ailment yesterday (Wednesday),” said Mr. Omole. “Several people lost their sight before they died instantly. “As at the last count, in the early hours of today (Thursday), more than 25 dead bodies were counted in the streets of Irele. “Unlike yesterday, people are now sca

23 year old Mary Akinloye, the maid who kidnapped the three Orekoya boys has been arrested. Speaking on Channels TV this morning, the Lagos state Police Commissioner, Kayode Aderanti, said she was arrested yesterday night but did not say where she was arrested. Meanwhile, Senior Apostle Abraham Adekunle, the maternal grandfather of the Orekoya boys, claims a ransom was paid for the release of his grandchildren "For the eight days that the children were taken away, we did not rest. But yesterday (Monday), they called us and said we should send the money to them. They sent their account number to us. Immediately they collected the money, they called us and said they had dropped the children at Egbeda." he told Punch

If low self-esteem has you feeling uninspired, there are brighter days ahead. You have the power to renew your ego within a short time. You may need to put in a little bit of work to overcome the roadblocks in the way of your rising self-esteem, but your results will certainly be worth the effort required. Here are a few strategies that will help you develop a healthy ego boost in no time at all: 1. Consider your needs. Do what makes you happy without allowing what others may think about you or your decisions to deter you. Once you stop worrying about keeping up with appearances, your mind and soul will be free. Living without fear of judgment will allow you to open doors that were once only a dream. Often, you will even find that your financial situation will improve because you are not making expensive purchases to keep up appearances. Sometimes, family can be your biggest judgment worry. If this is your situation, learn to set boundaries and allow the ne

Being an opinion article by President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari, as published in yesterday’s edition of New York Times. ABUJA— When Boko Haram attacked a school in the town of Chibok, in northeastern Nigeria, kidnapping more than 200 girls, on the night of April 14, 2014, the people of my country were aghast. Across the world, millions of people joined them in asking: How was it possible for this terrorist group to act with such impunity? It took nearly two weeks before the government even commented on the crime. This lack of reaction was symptomatic of why the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan was swept aside last month – the first time an incumbent president has been successfully voted out of office in the history of our nation. For too long they ruled, not governed, and in doing so had become so focused on their own self-interest and embroiled in corruption that the duty to react to the anguish suffered by their citizens had become alien to

Nigerian Gospel pop singer, Frank Edwards, was with popular American worship singer, Don Moen recently. They were pictured in a studio together. Are we expecting a collabo soon?

Some military men took their electoral security duties a bit too far when they caught a young lady wearing bum-shorts to a polling unit for accreditation on Saturday, April 11, during the governorship elections in Lagos State and flogged her seriously. The incident happened on Mba Street in Ajegunle area of state, when the soldiers saw the a lady on her way back from the accreditation center and accosted her on why she should dress in such an indecent way. But the lady was said to have insulted the officers by calling them local and bush people who did not know what was in vogue. This was said to have angered the soldiers who descended on her and flogged her mercilessly and after that, made her to undergo some punishments like frog jumping and rolling on the road.

President-elect, Gen Muhammadu Buhari says his incoming government cannot promise the return of missing Chibok girls but that they would do everything within their power to secure their return. He said this in a statement he released today April 13th to commemorate one year of the girls' abduction. The statement below... Today is a time to reflect on the pain and suffering of the victims, their friends and families. Our thoughts and prayers, and that of the whole Nigerian Nation, are with you today. I want to assure all of them, and particularly the parents, that when my new Administration takes office at the end of May, we will do everything we can to defeat Boko Haram. We will act differently from the Government we replace: we hear the anguish of our citizens and intend to respond accordingly. This new approach must also begin with honesty. We do not know if the Chibok girls can be rescued. Their whereabouts remain unknown. As much as I wish to, I cannot pr

The man keep to his word after he vowed he would trek from Abuja to Lagos if Buhari wins the presidential election.Fortunately, Buhari did win. He has embarked on the trek. He was sighted at Kutigi town and people even offered him water to quell his taste. I hope he can complete it.

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Award winning Gospel Singer, Osinachi Kalu aka Sinach has reportedly been banned from performing at Christ Embassy by Pastor Chris Oyakhilome who is supposedly her “Anointed Father” Several sources claimed that there is a feud going on between the two and the bone of contention is Sinach’s marriage to a man Pastor Oyakhilome did not approve of. The ban reportedly took effect from the singer’s last performance at the last Experience concert which took place last year December. Other sources reveal that the true cause of the ban is because Pastor Oyakhilome strongly cautioned his staff against taking paid jobs outside the church, a violation of which brought the ban upon Sinach. Sinachs husband, Joe Egbu while speaking with Kemi Filani Blog threw the reports out the window saying they were mere fabrications. He said, “These are all lies from the pit of hell. None of those things written is true. Sinach is having a wonderful father-daughter relationship with our Pa

God Win crooner, Korede Bello’s invitation to sing at Harvesters International Christian Centre (HICC) has drawn criticism from US-based, Pastor Olusola Fabunmi. The Mavin Records artiste was a special guest at the three services of the Lekki branch of the dynamic church under the leadership of its youthful shepherd, Pastor Bolaji Idowu. With back-up vocals from the praise team, Korede Bello thrilled the youthful church audience with a live performance of his popular anthem, God Win. For a moment, his brief performance sent the auditorium into frenzy. But Pastor Fabunmi is not thrilled by the artiste’s invitation to perform on a church alter. He quoted James 4:4, “Friendship with the world is enmity to God? Whosoever therefore will be friend of the world is enemy of God.” “Korede Bello is a young man I love personally, and have nothing against him. But it’s written here, that when we chose the way of the world, we have clearly chosen our paths; becoming an e

Reports gathered by ReportNaija reveals that award winning Gospel Singer, Osinachi Kalu popularly known as Sinach has been banned from singing during services or any special occasion at Christ Embassy. We learnt that the newly married singer, who is regarded as Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s ‘anointed daughter’, got the shocking restriction from the pulpit after she performed at ‘The Experience’ last year december. Further investigation revealed that Pastor Chris, who is still caught in a messy divorce saga had warned his staff against serving two masters at same time. Thus, none of them is permitted to take an outside job as long as they still worship in his church. A reliable source close to the singer squealed to us that aside Sinach’s performance at The Experience, she also got the punishment because Pastor Oyakilome wasn’t in support of the man she married. “The Pastor placed an order that none of his staff is permitted to take outside jobs, despite the fact t

JESUS’ EXISTENCE. That Jesus was a historical individual is granted by virtually all historians and is supported by ancient Christian, Jewish, and pagan sources. Yet modern skeptics often feel that their best strategy for denying the evidence of his resurrection is to deny that he even existed. JESUS’ DEATH. The most popular counter to the Resurrection in non-Christian and heretical beliefs is to deny that Jesus died on the cross (e.g., this is the position of Islam). However, historians regard the death of Jesus by crucifixion as ordered by Pontius Pilate to be as historically certain as any other fact of antiquity. CRUCIFIED MESSIAH. Crucifixion was a horrible, shameful way to die, so much so that it would never have occurred to anyone in the first century to invent a story about a crucified man as the divine Savior and King of the world. Something extreme and dramatic must have happened to lead people to accept such an idea—something like his rising from the

Early  this evening it was received that the Oau eportal login had being activated for student who had been giving admission into the institution. Now you can login n print you teller for paying acceptance fee Procedures (1) go to www.eportal.oauife.edu.ng (2) click on undergraduate student login (3) use your jamb registration number as        username and anything you can         remember as password  (4) read carefully the instruction on the         Page shown and the click on "accept         admission" (5) proceed to printing your desired bank        teller. Goodluck to you all and do well to share with your friends

Aisha Buhari might not be Nigeria’s next First Lady, at least not in the modern sense of the word. The term “First Lady” is an unofficial title for a President’s wife but in Nigeria, it has received near-official status due to the fact that funding and staff have been allocated to First Ladies since independence. However, the Nigerian Constitution does not in any way provide for the “office” of the First Lady. This was the reason given by President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari when he said during an interview with Daily Trust in December 2014 that there would be no such office during his regime. “ The [office of] First Lady is not in the constitution, so there’s no official role for them,” Buhari said. Mrs Buhari also expressed support for her husband’s position while speaking during the inauguration of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Women Campaign Council in January. “When my husband is elected as the president of this country, he will rule the country within

G eneral Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) published a public letter titled ‘my covenant’. The letter particulars what Nigerians should expect from Buhari’s first 100 days in office. Read letter below: My Covenant With Nigerians Dear Compatriots, In the past few months that I have traveled round this country on campaigns, I have experienced the sheer beauty of our diversity. From Port Harcourt to Kano, from Abeokuta to Gusau, I experienced first-hand the daily sufferings and struggles of our people. I also experienced the overwhelming desire of our people for change. When I arrived in Port Harcourt on the 5th of January to start my campaigns, I was met by our teeming supporters, who stayed till late in the evening to welcome us. Among them were many young men and women, who in the few minutes that I shared with them at the airport, made me to reflect on what kind of future awaits them in our country. The gestures of 90-year-old Hajia Fadimatu Mai Talle Tara from Kebbi State and

finally the spirit of grudge in them as flee.. The pic below

One of the most frustrating things I have ever experienced around a girl, is if I and her run out of things to talk about. Since you found this post I assume you know what I’m talking about, and maybe you are interested in learning how to avoid awkward silence. I’m thinking about the teeth pooling moments where the awkward silence just takes over the situation, you are just sitting their smiling while desperately in your mind scrambling for something just mildly interesting say, but you just can think of anything, you mind is a total black out, you can’t even remember your own name at this point. Finally you hear yourself saying something completely uninteresting, like: “sooo.. do you come here often”, she says “no its my first time!” And then the conversation dries up once again, the awkward silence start to eat you both up from the inside until one of you can’t stand the social pressure and thus make up some excuse to leave. It’s a horrible horrible situation