How to get laid in OAU

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Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria,  but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus.

1: Be brilliant as fuck: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I)  get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future.  (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma)  lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain. 

2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend Peps organic products), get yourself a nice hair cut always,   put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers. 

3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being a producer to the chief of them all being a political figure on campus, trust me this works wonders

4. Own a car: this is the surest of all if there is any word like that, it works one starting from moremi, to akintola, all the way to alumni, moz girl even if na tyre them go for sha own a car by any means and they don't care where you got it. 

5. Be a giver: girls  here like givers be ready to give her anything you can afford from taking her to forks and fingers to taking her to new market. Lend her that money she asked for and don't ask back. (warning: do this with sense).  And with time she will fall for crap and pufffff

6. Have connections : let me put this straight, the more you are able to maneuver your ways around workers of the university the more girls tend to follow you on this campus.



7. Act like a gentleman, if you can't actually Be a Gentleman! Some girls act like they love bad boys or feel pressured by popular culture that they should prefer bad Boys, but often, that girl you like, just wants someone who can listen to them, who understands them and who likes them for who they are, not for what they look like.

8. HIGH CONFIDENCE LEVEL. The confidence you are having can be seen by the way you talk to her as well as your body language. Even if you are looking too confident, but sometimes a bad body language can ruin your chances. So before talking to any girl, first calm yourself from within and then go and confidently approach her. After you have shown your confidence levels its time that you have a good conversation. After your conversation be confident to ask her to hangout somewhere, if you look nervous then she will not come with you.


9. ASK HER OUT 

This is a very important step if you want To give her the look because until you ask her out Your love story will not move ahead. As I told you before, don’t feel shy to her, instead with confidence approach her and plan a very interesting first date so that she couldn’t resist for a second one. Going on a date is important and especial for making your relationship more clear in front of the girl which will definitely impress and attract her AND Get you laid. 


10. Have alot of female friends: don't know why but campus girls tend to get attracted to a lady guys, get yourself all of girls some just keep them for friendship sake and nothing more.


 Coming soon:
 How to make him spend more money for you (ladies crib) 

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