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Hello ladies  it's your turn tonight. And thanks alot feel so good to have 9000+ view. Thanks to u guys 1. Don’t  have  any bills. If you’re deep in financial debt in this economy, and you meet a man who also has financial responsibilities, the likelihood that he will want to pay your bills is very slim. Single men have bills also, even if they don’t have children. The only single men without bills are most likely living in their parent’s basement or still sleeping in the room they grew up in. That man can’t pay anyone’s bills or he’d have his own house. And let’s be honest, if you were already dating the wealthiest caliber of men to begin with, you wouldn’t be looking for a man to pay your bills in the first place. 2. Don’t  ask  a man to pay your bills. Men look at women who ask for them to pay their bills as  gold diggers . And that’s me being nice. Men actually call women who ask them to pay their bills  garden tools . Here’s ...

Hmmm don't know why I am sharing this but trust me getting laid in oau can be as hard as getting rich in Nigeria,  but have drafted out 10 sure ways if done right to get laid on campus. 1: Be brilliant as fuck: Yea oau is about reading if you can read hard then you better start going home. And this works in two ways (I)  get laid cause girls envy you and they think you are going to make a good future.  (ii) karashika students that want to collect your brain (got this idea from my grandma)  lol. This may not be the best but trust me you will get laid atleast for sometimes till you run out of brain.  2: Always look good: as you can see it's not being handsome from birth but you maintaining yourself and your skin ( I recommend  Peps organic products ), get yourself a nice hair cut always,   put some powder and smell great. Don't forget to wear latest designers.  3. Be popular : this can be achieved in many ways from singing to being...

After a friend took his time to tell me about twitter: trending topics, tweeting directly at celebs etc – I just knew I’d fall in love with it. So, I joined, but discovered there was much more to it. The quantity of followers you have, and the quality of what you tweet determine how much fun it will be for you. My 1st few weeks on twitter wasn’t fun at all – I didn’t have up to 10 followers. Getting followers was like getting rich – serious creativity and hard work was required. Only God knows the number of “pls follow back” in total that I sent to people and the number of creative and funny tweets I posted before my followers started increasing little by little. The essence of someone following you is for the person to have access to always see your tweets on his/her timeline, and also access for both of you to send direct messages to each other’s inbox. After 3 yrs plus on twitter and about 120 thousand tweets, I now have about 4,050 followers. What an achievement! But it would hav...

I’ll admit it. I have an Instagram account, and I love to see photos of my friends on there. I love posting selfies of my makeup-clad face, adding filters, and maybe posting a video of the latest party I go to. Instagram can be fun, even awesome, when it comes to actually taking account of where you go and what you do. But, there’s a big problem with the way our Instagram-worthy, Pinterest interests seem to affect us. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice that Instagram and Pinterest posts tend to look like they’re stage. To an extent, Instagram posts really are kind of staged – even if it’s only edited with one of the simple filters you can choose from when you post up a pic. Thanks to Instagram’s filters and editing software, it really does look like almost every photo on there is polished. Perhaps that’s why Instagram culture seems to worship that weird “effortlessly flawless” veneer of typical celebrity profiles? It’s that same “false effortless” vibe of Instagram th...

Throughout my life, I have always found myself to be curious. I’ve made it my business to ask a lot of questions because I am fascinated by the variety of perspectives I receive in response. My favorite thing to ask people is regarding the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. This question, though very broad, has onset a myriad of answers. So, what is the greatest thing that has ever happened to people? I’ve heard “getting married to the man that I love.” I’ve heard “holding my baby for the first time.” I’ve even heard “going to jail, it helped me clean up my act.” The diversity in peoples responses is unmatched. The only response I haven’t heard yet was someone saying that getting their heart broken was the greatest thing to ever happen to them… until I said it myself. My most recent relationship lasted almost five years; and that was my only “real” relationship thus far. I don’t count the puppy love crap that happened in high school because I was just thinking with ...

Throughout my life, I have always found myself to be curious. I’ve made it my business to ask a lot of questions because I am fascinated by the variety of perspectives I receive in response. My favorite thing to ask people is regarding the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. This question, though very broad, has onset a myriad of answers. So, what is the greatest thing that has ever happened to people? I’ve heard “getting married to the man that I love.” I’ve heard “holding my baby for the first time.” I’ve even heard “going to jail, it helped me clean up my act.” The diversity in peoples responses is unmatched. The only response I haven’t heard yet was someone saying that getting their heart broken was the greatest thing to ever happen to them… until I said it myself. My most recent relationship lasted almost five years; and that was my only “real” relationship thus far. I don’t count the puppy love crap that happened in high school because I was just thinking with ...

Amended Calendar For The 2014/2015 Session (New) HIGHLIGHTS OF THE AMENDMENT TO THE APPROVED CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION (NEW) HARMATTAN SEMESTER Date - Events/Activities May 17 2015 - Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester May 18 2015 - Online registration for courses 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences May 18-22, 2015 - Clearance at faculty and admission office May 25-29, 2015 - Orientation/ICT Training for fresh students. May 27, 2015 - Senate May 31, 2015 - Returning undergraduate resume June 1 2015 - Harmattan semester lectures begin June 23 2015 - MATRICULATION July 7 2015 - End of normal registration for courses July 8 2015 - Faculty/Student Colloquium July 6-10, 2015 - Continuous Assessment July 29, 2015 - Senate July 17, 2015 - End of late registration with penalty September 4, 2015 - HARMATTAN SEMESTER lecture ends September 7-12, 2015 - Revision/Lecture Free week September 14, 2015 - Harmattan semester e...

It was terrible when I overheard some serious sound of gunshot and brutal sound of machetes on a guy shouting and screaming .... "I no do again, make una leave me, make una no kill me" around 2am. that noise was so terrific to the extend that we could not even come out of our house to see what was happening at New Nyanya, along keffi/abuja express way, Nasarawa State. In the morning as i prepared to go to work.... the dead body is what I met tied on an electric pole

Admission into the Pre-degree Programme 2015/2016 Session Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the Pre-Degree Programme for 2015/2016 Session. Eligibility Eligible Candidates must possess minimum of 5 Credits in 5 subjects at a maximum of two sittings including English Language (for ALL Courses), Mathematics (for Science-based and Social Science-based Courses) and Literature-in-English (for Law). Duration The programme normally runs for two (2) contact periods both within nine (9) calendar months. Available Subject Combinations Options/Fields Subject Combinations Arts :Government/Literature in English/Religious Studie(GLR)           Economics/ Government/Literature in English (EGL) Biological Sciences :Biology/Chemistry/Physics (BCP) Physical Sciences :Chemistry/ Mathematics/ Physics (CMP)                               ...

President Obama learnt and danced to Kenyan music at the state banquet organized in his honor by the Kenyan government today July 25th. He was joined at the dance floor by President Kenyatta and his wife as well as his half sister, Auma Obama. More photos after the cut..

The joy of grandparents.. 

Google has made blogger so flexible that you can blog anywhere at anytime with any Internet powered device. However for you to be able to post to your blog from a Java Phone certain things have to be set up from either a smart phone or a computer . Login to your blogger dashboard. Go to Settings » Posts & Email Set Up A Secret Mailing Address where your posts will be sent to. You should see something like myusername.(secretwords) @blogger.com Myusername would be replaced by your email all you have to do is to add a name between the username and blogger.com E.g luigiajah.mysecretcodes@blogger.com Click on Publish Posts Automatically .Then you're good to go N. B - KEEP THE EMAIL SECRET UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BLOG TO BE HIJACKED Login to your email via a Java Phone Or BlackBerry. Go to compose Send an email to the secret mail you have already set up . The subject is the title of the post while the contents remain the contents of the post. Uncheck the box ...

Aggrieved members of the Non-Accademic Staff Union, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, have suspended a strike they embarked upon about three weeks ago. The strike was to protest the alleged non-payment of their 64-month hazard allowance. It was gathered that the workers suspended their strike after a meeting on Wednesday with the school management and the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade, as the mediator. The workers suspended the strike following a promise by the management to pay them palliatives When contacted, the Chairman of NASU, OAU chapter, Wole Odewunmi, confirmed the suspension of the strike. He said, “We have agreed to suspend the strike following the Ooni’s intervention. Our members will be resuming on Friday because we still need to put some things in place.” It would be recalled that the workers embarked on a protest over their unpaid hazard allowance. In a bid to show their grievances, they paralysed activities on the university campus by clos...

A yet to be firmly established report has it that the Non Academic Staff Union (NASU) has called off her demonstrations and thus directed her members to resume work. Efforts to confirm the development proved abortive as the phone of the NASU chairman was off. However, the Students' Union PRO, Ojedokun Emmanuel a.k.a Immanuel Kant via one of the Union platforms confirmed the report.

Tiwa Savage just welcomed her first child - a son. She gave birth today at St Mary's Hospital in London

Super Eagles player, Omeruo Kenneth has signed a new deal with Turkish club, Kasimpasa FC. Congrats to him. Another photo after the cut...

The 2015 Post-Utme Screening Exercise of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife will take place on Saturday, August 8, 2015 by 12noon in various centres in Ile-Ife. All candidates are expected to be seated latest by 11:00am. Candidates who chose OAU as their 1st or 2nd choice and scored 200 and above in the last UTME are eligible to participate in the exercise. Also, Direct Entry candidates who chose OAU as their 1st or 2nd choice are to register and come for the screening exercise on thesame date. All candidates should register online on eportal.oauife.edu.ng or oauife.edu.ng . To register, each candidate will require a scratch card available at the sum of Three Thousand Five Hundred Naira only (N3,500.00) from any of the under-listed banks and locations. Banks & Location Skye Bank Plc - Ile-Ife, Osogbo, Akure, Ondo, Ifaki Ekiti, Ibadan, Lagos(Allen Avenue) Zenith Bank - Ile-Ife, Ibadan, Osogbo, Abeokuta, Ilorin, Kaduna, Abuja, Lagos (Allen Avenue & Vic...

J.K Rowling, the author of Harry Potter, spoke to the graduating class of Harvard in June 2008. She didn’t talk about success. She talked about failures . Her own in particular. I absolutely love her quote. “You might never fail on the scale I did,” Rowling told that privileged audience. “But it is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all—in which case, you fail by default. She should know. The author didn’t magically become richer than the Queen of England overnight. Penniless, recently divorced, and raising a child on her own, she wrote the first Harry Potter book on an old manual typewriter. Twelve publishers rejected the manuscript! A year later she was given the green light by Barry Cunningham from Bloomsbury, who agreed to publish the book but insisted she get a day job cause there was no money in children’s books. What if she stopped at the first rejection? The fifth? Or th...

HOW IT FEELS AND GET  How it feels when every thing goes wrong And you think to yourself Mehn! I must make a difference this time, I must be seen and praised Bt at the end it all seem you have done nothing All you need, is to go back think While doing, never give up How it feels when everyone around you Seem to be known, appreciated Even those you have worked harder than All  for appreciation to be given And you are left out. It pain to see this But will that be the end of the world Oh! No I know you are down But do yourself a favour and pick yourself up With the believe of better days ahead Never give up When you have done the very best Put in the very most Run in the must Thinking you have done something worth while Only for people to be " mehn i know a hundred people that can do that better" Well brothers and sisters its borne to be Will you because of that never try again Have you forgotten so soon Iseec newton, j.k rowling,Albert Ei...